I’ve had a great week. It was my 1st birthday on Tuesday. Mum said she couldn’t believe I was one. Our customers seem to think I am much older. Lou our cleaner bought me a lovely monkey and it lasted me three whole days. Mum got me a cake with a candle sticking out of it. She held it near my face so of course I tried to eat it but she didn’t look very happy. The human beings sang to me, very strange I thought. We had a big group in on Friday night (the Welsh gang) and they sang the same song! I’ve had some lovely walks too. Trevor, one of our locals has got a brill muddy pool in his field and I’ve buried my ball for another day. I came home covered in mud and without the ball, Mum looked dismayed I was ecstatic. I don’t think Trevor knows I have been in his field, I hope he doesn’t find the ball before me. We had a lovely couple staying in the bed and breakfast. I could smell their toast but they were having none of it. For some reason I never get the same food as the human beings. Oh, by the way Chef still loves me because he says I am still going on the specials board. Had a heavy day today so off for some snoozing. Catch up soon, Humphrey.
