It’s Sunday today. Cal saves me the ends of the Beef when he carves the Sunday Roast. I like Cal, he’s the other Chef here and really good and making puddings. Everyone loves his sticky toffee pudding but for some reason I haven’t had any yet. Martin, one of our locals took me a lovely 5 mile walk today but I heard him tell Mum that I had taken him, I don’t know what he means. Mum sent the bits of beef and Martin kept hiding it from me, silly really because I can smell beef a mile off. I heard Chef tell Mum that he was going to spit roast me and put me on the specials board. I suppose that means I’m special. Oh, I forgot to tell you Albert popped in – yippee, I cleaned his ears for him. I hope he comes to my birthday party
See you soon, Humphrey 
