I’ve got webbed feet! Well Mum keeps saying ‘Humph, you’ve got webbed feet, so get in and swim’ What are webbed feet? As far as I’m concerned I’ve got 4 paws, thank you very much! I LOVE water. Mum takes me to the river and I just love it but why do I need to go out of my depth? Mum throws the ball and I simply wait until it floats towards me and catch it, quite simple. Apart from the other day. Mum through the ball and it was in DEEP water. I splashed, I barked but the ball just wouldn’t come towards me. Mum was shouting red faced and the ball just floated away. I kept looking at it and barking but it just wouldn’t come back to me. So, if anyone lives in Bakewell and see a yellow ball bobbing in the water its mine! I haven’t told you about Nicky. Nicky works on the bar and grows vegetables. She’s very jolly and chats to everyone. I often hear her telling Mum how her cucumbers are coming along. She brings cake to work sometimes as well, not that I see it. Anyway, like Chef I think she likes me. I pinched a lid tonight, don’t think I should have had it but it tasted lovely. Nicky said, ‘that’s it Humph, you’re on the special board tomorrow and I might just bring some green beans to go with you’ Everyone is so kind here, I hope I like ‘green beans’ whatever they might be. I went to the seaside yesterday, blimey so much water. Apart from the tide was out. It would have taken me all of a day to reach the edge! Anyway more of that tomorrow I’m pooped so going to rest my paws…..or is it webbed feet?